I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
