so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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