Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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