there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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