Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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