All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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