haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I could have mohawked her pubes.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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