What did we do last night that was yellow?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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