Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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