Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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