so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize