They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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