so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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