It's Friday. Sex?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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