rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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