Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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