All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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