i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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