Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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