just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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