I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
