I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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