Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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