question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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