I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize