Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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