So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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