I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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