yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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