I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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