She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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