he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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