Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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