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Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
barbara walters just said penis...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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