Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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