I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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