Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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