On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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