I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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