we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Someone came in the potted fern
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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