Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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