You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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