I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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