So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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