Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
