Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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