If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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