He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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