I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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