I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize