i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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