is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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